Fruit with a lot of water content?
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
jello?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!!!!
Milkshake? Juice box?
Funnel?
Funnel?
Ha! I wish. He did finally drink some root beer.
Thanks for all the happy wishes. We spent the day at a local park. It was a lovely day. We stayed until the sun was getting low. Relaxing.
Happy birthday, Laura!
Happy birthday Laura!
In weekend news: Wallybee's uncle is in town. Her cousin has also moved to Melbourne, and his dad (i.e. the aforementioned uncle) is in town to buy him a house. We went out to dinner with my younger brothers. It was quite an evening. Wallybee informs me that there is currently bad feeling and taking of offence among her rellies. It's a thing.
Meanwhile, her uncle was apparently taking note of the amount my brother Kez was drinking, and the amount he was eating, and the ratio between the two. (Said brother - who has a number of tattoos and an eyebrow piercing - brought two bottles of wine to the meal. The others at the table included two Chinese guys with little history of wine drinking, one designated driver - myself - and two pregnant women. He still ensured that both bottles were empty by evening's end.)
Once Wallybee's rellies left, I introduced my brothers to The Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants. Kez introduced us to Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candyland Mountain. [link] He also sprung the news that he has a girlfriend. (The 'news' part is that he's down to only one. Apparently the financial crisis has hit him hard, and there've been retrenchments.) She's currently in Perth, but is moving to Melbourne soon.
So, all in all, it was a great evening. Except I failed utterly to turn up SNL's "More Cowbell" sketch on the internet. Finally, my calendar of Chinese proverbs informs me that "Much talk does not cook rice", and it's true. Rice cookers, on the other hand, do. I propose a division of labour.