Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Feb 22, 2009 11:58:47 am PST #1783 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Funnel?

Ha! I wish. He did finally drink some root beer.


Laura - Feb 22, 2009 1:43:39 pm PST #1784 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks for all the happy wishes. We spent the day at a local park. It was a lovely day. We stayed until the sun was getting low. Relaxing.


Glamcookie - Feb 22, 2009 2:15:05 pm PST #1785 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Laura!


billytea - Feb 22, 2009 3:09:46 pm PST #1786 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday Laura!


billytea - Feb 22, 2009 3:29:19 pm PST #1787 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In weekend news: Wallybee's uncle is in town. Her cousin has also moved to Melbourne, and his dad (i.e. the aforementioned uncle) is in town to buy him a house. We went out to dinner with my younger brothers. It was quite an evening. Wallybee informs me that there is currently bad feeling and taking of offence among her rellies. It's a thing.

Meanwhile, her uncle was apparently taking note of the amount my brother Kez was drinking, and the amount he was eating, and the ratio between the two. (Said brother - who has a number of tattoos and an eyebrow piercing - brought two bottles of wine to the meal. The others at the table included two Chinese guys with little history of wine drinking, one designated driver - myself - and two pregnant women. He still ensured that both bottles were empty by evening's end.)

Once Wallybee's rellies left, I introduced my brothers to The Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants. Kez introduced us to Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candyland Mountain. [link] He also sprung the news that he has a girlfriend. (The 'news' part is that he's down to only one. Apparently the financial crisis has hit him hard, and there've been retrenchments.) She's currently in Perth, but is moving to Melbourne soon.

So, all in all, it was a great evening. Except I failed utterly to turn up SNL's "More Cowbell" sketch on the internet. Finally, my calendar of Chinese proverbs informs me that "Much talk does not cook rice", and it's true. Rice cookers, on the other hand, do. I propose a division of labour.


sj - Feb 22, 2009 3:46:29 pm PST #1788 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Laura!!!

Poor vw, watching a sick kid. Tell him he has to drink something, nothing is not an option. St least that is what my mom did.

We had a family dinner party last night, which I think was a success. Today we went to see A Raisin in the Sun in Providence and then out for yummy Indian food.

Now it's time to collapse on the couch and watch the Oscars. I'm already hearting Hugh Jackman as host.


meara - Feb 22, 2009 4:32:14 pm PST #1789 of 30000

am at a friends house watching oscars and getting advice on drama. am amused by billyteas evening...charley and the unicorns i have been shown before, and it is damn creepy!


meara - Feb 22, 2009 4:34:52 pm PST #1790 of 30000

hmm. let me post! stupid phone. am @ friends house watching oscars and dissecting drama. charley and unicorns is creeepy, billytea! have seen it before. happy bday laura!


Nora Deirdre - Feb 22, 2009 4:43:19 pm PST #1791 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

heh, charlie! I am not watching the oscars. I did tweak my resume though.


billytea - Feb 22, 2009 4:46:56 pm PST #1792 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

am amused by billyteas evening...charley and the unicorns i have been shown before, and it is damn creepy!

Isn't it though? It's pretty much exactly the sort of thing I'd expect my brother to be sharing around.