Funnel?

Funnel?

Ha! I wish. He did finally drink some root beer.

Thanks for all the happy wishes. We spent the day at a local park. It was a lovely day. We stayed until the sun was getting low. Relaxing.

Happy birthday, Laura!

Happy birthday Laura!

In weekend news: Wallybee's uncle is in town. Her cousin has also moved to Melbourne, and his dad (i.e. the aforementioned uncle) is in town to buy him a house. We went out to dinner with my younger brothers. It was quite an evening. Wallybee informs me that there is currently bad feeling and taking of offence among her rellies. It's a thing.

Meanwhile, her uncle was apparently taking note of the amount my brother Kez was drinking, and the amount he was eating, and the ratio between the two. (Said brother - who has a number of tattoos and an eyebrow piercing - brought two bottles of wine to the meal. The others at the table included two Chinese guys with little history of wine drinking, one designated driver - myself - and two pregnant women. He still ensured that both bottles were empty by evening's end.)

Once Wallybee's rellies left, I introduced my brothers to The Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants. Kez introduced us to Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candyland Mountain. [link] He also sprung the news that he has a girlfriend. (The 'news' part is that he's down to only one. Apparently the financial crisis has hit him hard, and there've been retrenchments.) She's currently in Perth, but is moving to Melbourne soon.

So, all in all, it was a great evening. Except I failed utterly to turn up SNL's "More Cowbell" sketch on the internet. Finally, my calendar of Chinese proverbs informs me that "Much talk does not cook rice", and it's true. Rice cookers, on the other hand, do. I propose a division of labour.

Happy Birthday, Laura!!!

Poor vw, watching a sick kid. Tell him he has to drink something, nothing is not an option. St least that is what my mom did.

We had a family dinner party last night, which I think was a success. Today we went to see A Raisin in the Sun in Providence and then out for yummy Indian food.

Now it's time to collapse on the couch and watch the Oscars. I'm already hearting Hugh Jackman as host.

am at a friends house watching oscars and getting advice on drama. am amused by billyteas evening...charley and the unicorns i have been shown before, and it is damn creepy!

hmm. let me post! stupid phone. am @ friends house watching oscars and dissecting drama. charley and unicorns is creeepy, billytea! have seen it before. happy bday laura!

heh, charlie! I am not watching the oscars. I did tweak my resume though.