Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?

Buffy ,'Touched'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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Amy - May 19, 2010 7:01:17 am PDT #9536 of 30002
Because books.

Would it normally not be multiple days? I'm a complete deathmatch virgin, so if I'm suggesting Wrong Things, just ignore me.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 7:15:27 am PDT #9537 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First time we did it, each bracket was hours, which was short. Three days seems long to me, on the other end.


Lee - May 19, 2010 7:23:32 am PDT #9538 of 30002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe 24 hours?


Amy - May 19, 2010 7:25:17 am PDT #9539 of 30002
Because books.

I happily defer to whatever everyone thinks is best.

I'll just be over making my top five lists.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 7:26:39 am PDT #9540 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That sounds reasonable.

And all votes are better with justifications. I'm going to be playing with formatting as I go along.

edited to remove partial bracket. That was weird.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 7:50:55 am PDT #9541 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, here goes: Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #1:

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

vs

Dean: ...'cause I got a Yorkie upstairs, he pees when he's nervous.

Missouri: Don't you worry, Dean is going to clean this up. Well, don't just stand there, boy, get a mop. And don't cuss at me!

vs

Missouri: Is that an EMF?
Dean: Yeah.
Missouri: Amateur!

Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says "bikini inspector" on it!

vs

Dean: Yeah, you want some white meat, bitch? I'm right here!

Dean: As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.
Sam: Where?
Dean: Vegas.

vs

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!

Votes should look like this:

  • shotgun/cakehole: because it's seminal for the series
  • amateur!: Dean is so proud of his EMF, too. But this was a hard pick.
  • Bikini inspector: Bitchface!Sam is golden, and trumps Dean's bravado
  • Self-help yoga crap: Normally I'd go with the protectiveness, but I do like the chinks in Dean's armour.

Which are incidentally my votes.


Polter-Cow - May 19, 2010 7:55:54 am PDT #9542 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

shotgun/cakehole
amateur!
Bikini inspector
Self-help yoga crap

What, ita has good taste.


ehab - May 19, 2010 8:02:55 am PDT #9543 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Bracket #1
Shotgun/cakehole: what ita said
Don't cuss at me: because Dean totally was
bikini inspector: really only because of the outtake of this scene
nothing bad: aw poor deluded


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:04:29 am PDT #9544 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #2:

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God.

vs

Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a Hollywood producer.
Dean: Well I was the one that put the dead fish in their back seat.

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all!

vs

Haley: Must you cheapen the moment?
Dean: Yeah!

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

vs

Dean: Oh eat me! No, no, no, wait, wait - you actually might!

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person.

vs

Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:06:48 am PDT #9545 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Make sure you indicate which bracket you're voting for now.

Bracket #2:

  • I will slaughter each and every one: family defender Dean is love
  • I will kill you all!: see above
  • Jerk/bitch: see cakehole^infinity
  • You're a bad person: Sam, you love him. Just say it.