shotgun/cakehole
amateur!
Bikini inspector
Self-help yoga crap

What, ita has good taste.

Bracket #1
Shotgun/cakehole: what ita said
Don't cuss at me: because Dean totally was
bikini inspector: really only because of the outtake of this scene
nothing bad: aw poor deluded

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #2:

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God.

vs

Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a Hollywood producer.
Dean: Well I was the one that put the dead fish in their back seat.

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all!

vs

Haley: Must you cheapen the moment?
Dean: Yeah!

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

vs

Dean: Oh eat me! No, no, no, wait, wait - you actually might!

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person.

vs

Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.

Make sure you indicate which bracket you're voting for now.

Bracket #2:

• I will slaughter each and every one: family defender Dean is love
• I will kill you all!: see above
• Jerk/bitch: see cakehole^infinity
• You're a bad person: Sam, you love him. Just say it.

Bracket #2:

evil sons of bitches
kill you all
chick flick moments
bad person

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket 1

• shotgun/cakehole: totally sets up their dynamic, or what ita said

• amateur!: Oh, Dean. But it's awesome anyway!

• white meat: Dean's bravado here made me shiver. With happiness.

• Vegas: This one was hard! But this has bravado and protectiveness!

Okay, I made an effort to vote differently in the 1st bracket, but I gotta go with ita's choices for all the same reasons.

Bracket #2
Will an ibid here work?

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #3:

Dean: I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things—the family business.

vs

Sam: We got work to do.

Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

vs

Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck."

Sam: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

vs

Dean: We talkin', like, misdemeanor kind of trouble, or uh, squeal like a pig trouble?

Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.
Sam: I don't think that's funny.
Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny

vs

Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.

Ibid worked just because P/C had voted my way too (I RULE), ehab, but it's simplest if you spell it out again, just in case.

Bracket #3:

• Family business: It's the other reason we're here, right?
• Crappy guidance counselor: hard pick, because of how much I hate Route 666, but I feel Sam's pain
• That kind of innocence: Note Dean doesn't wish it for himself. That ship has sailed. Beats his insouciance
• Our family over normal: Oh, DEAN.

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket 2

• evil sons of bitches: So. very. fierce.
• hurt my brother: A tough one! But I love Dean here.
• bitch/jerk: Classic for a reason.
• bad person: Sammy's deadpan! Hee.