I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.

Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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§ ita § - May 19, 2010 7:26:39 am PDT #9540 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That sounds reasonable.

And all votes are better with justifications. I'm going to be playing with formatting as I go along.

edited to remove partial bracket. That was weird.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 7:50:55 am PDT #9541 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, here goes: Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #1:

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

vs

Dean: ...'cause I got a Yorkie upstairs, he pees when he's nervous.

Missouri: Don't you worry, Dean is going to clean this up. Well, don't just stand there, boy, get a mop. And don't cuss at me!

vs

Missouri: Is that an EMF?
Dean: Yeah.
Missouri: Amateur!

Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says "bikini inspector" on it!

vs

Dean: Yeah, you want some white meat, bitch? I'm right here!

Dean: As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.
Sam: Where?
Dean: Vegas.

vs

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!

Votes should look like this:

  • shotgun/cakehole: because it's seminal for the series
  • amateur!: Dean is so proud of his EMF, too. But this was a hard pick.
  • Bikini inspector: Bitchface!Sam is golden, and trumps Dean's bravado
  • Self-help yoga crap: Normally I'd go with the protectiveness, but I do like the chinks in Dean's armour.

Which are incidentally my votes.


Polter-Cow - May 19, 2010 7:55:54 am PDT #9542 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

shotgun/cakehole
amateur!
Bikini inspector
Self-help yoga crap

What, ita has good taste.


ehab - May 19, 2010 8:02:55 am PDT #9543 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Bracket #1
Shotgun/cakehole: what ita said
Don't cuss at me: because Dean totally was
bikini inspector: really only because of the outtake of this scene
nothing bad: aw poor deluded


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:04:29 am PDT #9544 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #2:

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God.

vs

Sam: I was the one that called them and told them I was a Hollywood producer.
Dean: Well I was the one that put the dead fish in their back seat.

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all!

vs

Haley: Must you cheapen the moment?
Dean: Yeah!

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

vs

Dean: Oh eat me! No, no, no, wait, wait - you actually might!

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person.

vs

Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:06:48 am PDT #9545 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Make sure you indicate which bracket you're voting for now.

Bracket #2:

  • I will slaughter each and every one: family defender Dean is love
  • I will kill you all!: see above
  • Jerk/bitch: see cakehole^infinity
  • You're a bad person: Sam, you love him. Just say it.


Polter-Cow - May 19, 2010 8:09:03 am PDT #9546 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Bracket #2:

evil sons of bitches
kill you all
chick flick moments
bad person


Amy - May 19, 2010 8:09:29 am PDT #9547 of 30002
Because books.

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket 1

  • shotgun/cakehole: totally sets up their dynamic, or what ita said

  • amateur!: Oh, Dean. But it's awesome anyway!

  • white meat: Dean's bravado here made me shiver. With happiness.

  • Vegas: This one was hard! But this has bravado and protectiveness!


ehab - May 19, 2010 8:11:47 am PDT #9548 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Okay, I made an effort to vote differently in the 1st bracket, but I gotta go with ita's choices for all the same reasons.

Bracket #2
Will an ibid here work?


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:16:24 am PDT #9549 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 1, Round 1, Bracket #3:

Dean: I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things—the family business.

vs

Sam: We got work to do.

Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

vs

Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck."

Sam: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

vs

Dean: We talkin', like, misdemeanor kind of trouble, or uh, squeal like a pig trouble?

Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.
Sam: I don't think that's funny.
Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny

vs

Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.