Really? Seriously? One out of three times, he tastes undefinably Cas. It's kinda boring.
I ran into that today in a fic where Dean was able to taste that elusive Cas-ness despite them both being plastered in mud and dirt.
Note to Author: If you're kissing mud and compost off somebody, ain't nothing going to taste pure.
I am so big on smells, it's kinda disturbing. But fandom has totally weirded me out with the precision and the tasting and I may never...sample another person again. I'm scared of the letdown.
Girl boy sex can't live up to slash! Hell, boy boy sex doesn't have much to do with it either!
I just can't imagine gun oil tasting good. Or what on earth it would smell like.
Girl boy sex can't live up to slash!
Girls taste like stuff. Some fandom always had one girl who tasted like strawberries. Or was that Willow?
I thought Buffy was strawberries fanonically. But then canon said different.... Don't recall for sure.
I had one ex where his skin had a totally distinct and damn yummy smell. Wasn't food or gunoil though. Just his skin.
Gun oil smells sort of metallic and like some furniture polish. It's not bad, but it's not exactly appetizing.
Also gun oil is not a good lube. I wish writers knew this...
But any oil in a pinch. Instead of a pinch...I think the key is--better than spit?
I had an ex that smelt of the things patchouli wished they smelt of. Not that stinky hippy crap. He just had pheromones working. He smelt like him. And all the women wanted to sleep with him, pretty much. I just got there first, but I had to fend them off the whole time. It was pretty ridic. Smelly sexy boy.
Gun oil isn't really oily, exactly. It's more like WD-40. Its main purpose is to protect the gun from rust.
WD-40 is a friction reducer, right? I can see reaching for that in a time of need.