Also gun oil is not a good lube. I wish writers knew this...
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
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Cass - Dec 21, 2010 7:01:35 pm PST #16718 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:10:04 pm PST #16719 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But any oil in a pinch. Instead of a pinch...I think the key is--better than spit?
I had an ex that smelt of the things patchouli wished they smelt of. Not that stinky hippy crap. He just had pheromones working. He smelt like him. And all the women wanted to sleep with him, pretty much. I just got there first, but I had to fend them off the whole time. It was pretty ridic. Smelly sexy boy.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2010 7:16:50 pm PST #16720 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gun oil isn't really oily, exactly. It's more like WD-40. Its main purpose is to protect the gun from rust.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:18:19 pm PST #16721 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WD-40 is a friction reducer, right? I can see reaching for that in a time of need.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:20:45 pm PST #16722 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cass - Dec 21, 2010 7:22:16 pm PST #16723 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Please, ita, never use that on an actual gun. But works awesome for penis stuff.
P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2010 8:16:10 pm PST #16724 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh! I have a coworker who likes that! The girl version is Pink.
Neither should be used on silicone-based sex toys, however.
I opened a fic the other day in which Cas apparently always tasted of coffee. I didn't read much after that.
See, to me, that's EXACTLY what an angel would taste like. Mmm. COFFEE.
There's one Sherlock story where Sherlock comes honey, but it's totally crack. And also hilarious. I'm trying to remember if either of them have a distinct smell in non-crack contexts. I mean, a fanon one.
The last time I wrote Dean smelling or tasting like something, his shirt smelled like butane and woodsmoke, and his cock apparently tasted of latex and baking soda. I swear it made sense in context.
Morgana - Dec 21, 2010 10:17:34 pm PST #16725 of 30002
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
I thought Buffy was strawberries fanonically. But then canon said different.... Don't recall for sure.
Willow. Rack (Wrack? How did he spell his name?) said that she tasted like strawberries. Although, thank God, as far as we know he never got to taste her quite as completely as we're talking about here.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 10:42:43 pm PST #16726 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Please, ita, never use that on an actual gun
You did see the line in the entry where they talked about really using gun oil as lube, right? That was what I was talking about.
Calli - Dec 22, 2010 5:20:55 am PST #16727 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I've run into fic where Cas smells like ozone. Not the most ridiculous option.