I just can't imagine gun oil tasting good. Or what on earth it would smell like.
Girl boy sex can't live up to slash!
Girls taste like stuff. Some fandom always had one girl who tasted like strawberries. Or was that Willow?
Prepare to uncouple -- uncouple.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
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Amy - Dec 21, 2010 6:30:13 pm PST #16715 of 30002
Because books.
Cass - Dec 21, 2010 6:53:08 pm PST #16716 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I thought Buffy was strawberries fanonically. But then canon said different.... Don't recall for sure.
I had one ex where his skin had a totally distinct and damn yummy smell. Wasn't food or gunoil though. Just his skin.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2010 6:57:24 pm PST #16717 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gun oil smells sort of metallic and like some furniture polish. It's not bad, but it's not exactly appetizing.
Cass - Dec 21, 2010 7:01:35 pm PST #16718 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Also gun oil is not a good lube. I wish writers knew this...
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:10:04 pm PST #16719 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But any oil in a pinch. Instead of a pinch...I think the key is--better than spit?
I had an ex that smelt of the things patchouli wished they smelt of. Not that stinky hippy crap. He just had pheromones working. He smelt like him. And all the women wanted to sleep with him, pretty much. I just got there first, but I had to fend them off the whole time. It was pretty ridic. Smelly sexy boy.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2010 7:16:50 pm PST #16720 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gun oil isn't really oily, exactly. It's more like WD-40. Its main purpose is to protect the gun from rust.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:18:19 pm PST #16721 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WD-40 is a friction reducer, right? I can see reaching for that in a time of need.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2010 7:20:45 pm PST #16722 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cass - Dec 21, 2010 7:22:16 pm PST #16723 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Please, ita, never use that on an actual gun. But works awesome for penis stuff.
P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2010 8:16:10 pm PST #16724 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh! I have a coworker who likes that! The girl version is Pink.
Neither should be used on silicone-based sex toys, however.
I opened a fic the other day in which Cas apparently always tasted of coffee. I didn't read much after that.
See, to me, that's EXACTLY what an angel would taste like. Mmm. COFFEE.
There's one Sherlock story where Sherlock comes honey, but it's totally crack. And also hilarious. I'm trying to remember if either of them have a distinct smell in non-crack contexts. I mean, a fanon one.
The last time I wrote Dean smelling or tasting like something, his shirt smelled like butane and woodsmoke, and his cock apparently tasted of latex and baking soda. I swear it made sense in context.