But any oil in a pinch. Instead of a pinch...I think the key is--better than spit?
I had an ex that smelt of the things patchouli wished they smelt of. Not that stinky hippy crap. He just had pheromones working. He smelt like him. And all the women wanted to sleep with him, pretty much. I just got there first, but I had to fend them off the whole time. It was pretty ridic. Smelly sexy boy.
Gun oil isn't really oily, exactly. It's more like WD-40. Its main purpose is to protect the gun from rust.
WD-40 is a friction reducer, right? I can see reaching for that in a time of need.
Please, ita, never use that on an actual gun. But works awesome for penis stuff.
Oh! I have a coworker who likes that! The girl version is Pink.
Neither should be used on silicone-based sex toys, however.
I opened a fic the other day in which Cas apparently always tasted of coffee. I didn't read much after that.
See, to me, that's EXACTLY what an angel would taste like. Mmm. COFFEE.
There's one Sherlock story where Sherlock comes honey, but it's totally crack. And also hilarious. I'm trying to remember if either of them have a distinct smell in non-crack contexts. I mean, a fanon one.
The last time I wrote Dean smelling or tasting like something, his shirt smelled like butane and woodsmoke, and his cock apparently tasted of latex and baking soda. I swear it made sense in context.
I thought Buffy was strawberries fanonically. But then canon said different.... Don't recall for sure.
Willow. Rack (Wrack? How did he spell his name?) said that she tasted like strawberries. Although, thank God, as far as we know he never got to taste her quite as completely as we're talking about here.
Please, ita, never use that on an actual gun
You did see the line in the entry where they talked about really using gun oil as lube, right? That was what I was talking about.
I've run into fic where Cas smells like ozone. Not the most ridiculous option.
Sometimes I think the advice to writers to include all the senses is wrong, wrong, wrong.