'The Message'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)
Pfft. There are enough weird marriage rules in the Bible to not have to take stories and pretend they're rules.
In completely unrelated news, I may have to kill someone.
Do it with a spoon.
Do it with a spoon.
I'm going to use this as my go-to suggestion for everything.
"Why a spoon, my lord?"
Shouldn't that be a spork?
No, a spoon will hurt more.
Ah. Good call.
Pamela Latrimore, 42, has cancer, arthritis, and no insurance. So the Fort Pierce, Florida woman is hoping to make some cash auctioning off an MRI of her brain that contains an image of the Virgin Mary.
I don't see it.
Totally the BVM!
I wish I had something with Mary on it to auction off. Maybe that's what I should do this weekend!