Do it with a spoon.
I'm going to use this as my go-to suggestion for everything.
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Dec 10, 2008 11:48:44 am PST #5305 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2008 11:49:03 am PST #5306 of 10002
brillig
"Why a spoon, my lord?"
Amy - Dec 10, 2008 11:49:57 am PST #5307 of 10002
Because books.
Shouldn't that be a spork?
NoiseDesign - Dec 10, 2008 11:50:36 am PST #5308 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
No, a spoon will hurt more.
Amy - Dec 10, 2008 12:15:22 pm PST #5309 of 10002
Because books.
Ah. Good call.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:15:57 pm PST #5310 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pamela Latrimore, 42, has cancer, arthritis, and no insurance. So the Fort Pierce, Florida woman is hoping to make some cash auctioning off an MRI of her brain that contains an image of the Virgin Mary.
I don't see it.
Jesse - Dec 10, 2008 12:17:33 pm PST #5311 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Totally the BVM!
I wish I had something with Mary on it to auction off. Maybe that's what I should do this weekend!
Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2008 12:27:21 pm PST #5312 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Why are males ALWAYS Jesus and females ALWAYS Mary? Doesn't anyone else manifest in this fashion?
There is a scrape on a pillar in Times Square subway station that I've decided is Frank Zappa.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:28:43 pm PST #5313 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I still can't see the damned Blessed Virgin Mary.
It's because I'm going to Hell, right?
amych - Dec 10, 2008 12:28:44 pm PST #5314 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Doesn't anyone else manifest in this fashion?
Elvis?