Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:15:57 pm PST #5310 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Virgin Mary in MRI

Pamela Latrimore, 42, has cancer, arthritis, and no insurance. So the Fort Pierce, Florida woman is hoping to make some cash auctioning off an MRI of her brain that contains an image of the Virgin Mary.

I don't see it.


Jesse - Dec 10, 2008 12:17:33 pm PST #5311 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Totally the BVM!

I wish I had something with Mary on it to auction off. Maybe that's what I should do this weekend!


Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2008 12:27:21 pm PST #5312 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why are males ALWAYS Jesus and females ALWAYS Mary? Doesn't anyone else manifest in this fashion?

There is a scrape on a pillar in Times Square subway station that I've decided is Frank Zappa.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:28:43 pm PST #5313 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I still can't see the damned Blessed Virgin Mary.

It's because I'm going to Hell, right?


amych - Dec 10, 2008 12:28:44 pm PST #5314 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Doesn't anyone else manifest in this fashion?

Elvis?


Barb - Dec 10, 2008 12:34:09 pm PST #5315 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

At first I thought all I saw was a turkey's wishbone, cementing the fact that I had a seat on the bullet train to hell reserved alongside tommy, but then I looked again.

Totally the BVM.


erikaj - Dec 10, 2008 12:34:30 pm PST #5316 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I never see them either. But I'm not Catholic.


Tom Scola - Dec 10, 2008 12:35:54 pm PST #5317 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I was really craving something cheesy and gooey tonight. I stopped by the soup place near my apartment, and they were serving Southwest Cheddar Chicken. Score! I can almost pretend it's good for me, too!


Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2008 12:38:50 pm PST #5318 of 10002
brillig

I've been browsing around that Rapture Ready site, and for once my brain feels icky. I can accept the people saying "No one knows when the hour will come!" and all that, but telling people it's time to stop worrying about putting money into your retirement fund and kids' college accounts, and saying Obama may not be the Antichrist but he's probably a major signpost--and pretending to have proof . . .

Then there was the section on "What to do if you weren't one of the people pulled up by the Rapture" . . . because of course the web will still be around . . . unless I'm supposed to print it out just in case . . .

Damn that strict Methodist upbringing that has left the tiny, tiny voice in the depths of my brain that says, "Maybe?" I wonder if people from strict religious upbringings can ever fully purge that voice that sounds like a parent you loved.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:39:19 pm PST #5319 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At first I thought all I saw was a turkey's wishbone, cementing the fact that I had a seat on the bullet train to hell reserved alongside tommy, but then I looked again.

I see two men floating in the air and kissing, while a burning cake hovers above them. Behind the cake is a bloody ax.