I love looking at pictures of this man for two reasons: he's such a NERD and he does things that make me smile. But also he still seems to have joy in his life. I hope that joy remains.

Kat is me.

Went back to my dental hygienist today for a periodontal checkup. I've seen improvement since buying a waterpik. My gums hurt.

I'd like to wish Rod Blagojevich a happy bleeping birthday.

K thought about asking if she could crash with you if she decided to join folks going to the inauguration. Of course it would mean 1. finding a flight and 2. getting Noah either a sitter or a place to stay.

I'll have room at my place too.

You thieving mother(bleep)er (Not directed at the inaugural chat...obviously)

I've seen improvement since buying a waterpik.

My dentist told me to get one of these. I don't wanna!

ooooh! that would be awesomest, sara time and lisa time!

My dentist told me to get one of these. I don't wanna!

Oh, it's AWESOME. Really. It's my favorite 1st World grooming product. If you have gum issues of any kind (I have impacted wisdom teeth and gum problems as the result of my pregnancies) they can help.

My dentist told me to get a waterpik and I keep forgetting about it.

ooooh! that would be awesomest, sara time and lisa time!

Yes!!!

Traditional marriage, Bible-style

...if we are to let the Bible define what "traditional marriage" should look like, then our marriage laws should be amended as such:

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)

D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)

E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)

msbelle may have first dibs on the futon if she's coming down, but we can totally figure something out. And I might even have that monday off. (They've been batshit squirrelly insane about MLK day for ages. First we had Presidents, then no, wait, MLK then NOTHING and now I think we got MLK back. Maybe.)