Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 10, 2008 11:26:15 am PST #5301 of 10002

msbelle may have first dibs on the futon if she's coming down, but we can totally figure something out. And I might even have that monday off. (They've been batshit squirrelly insane about MLK day for ages. First we had Presidents, then no, wait, MLK then NOTHING and now I think we got MLK back. Maybe.)


Hil R. - Dec 10, 2008 11:28:45 am PST #5302 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)

Pfft. There are enough weird marriage rules in the Bible to not have to take stories and pretend they're rules.


sarameg - Dec 10, 2008 11:32:14 am PST #5303 of 10002

In completely unrelated news, I may have to kill someone.


NoiseDesign - Dec 10, 2008 11:33:38 am PST #5304 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Do it with a spoon.


aurelia - Dec 10, 2008 11:48:44 am PST #5305 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Do it with a spoon.

I'm going to use this as my go-to suggestion for everything.


Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2008 11:49:03 am PST #5306 of 10002
brillig

"Why a spoon, my lord?"


Amy - Dec 10, 2008 11:49:57 am PST #5307 of 10002
Because books.

Shouldn't that be a spork?


NoiseDesign - Dec 10, 2008 11:50:36 am PST #5308 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

No, a spoon will hurt more.


Amy - Dec 10, 2008 12:15:22 pm PST #5309 of 10002
Because books.

Ah. Good call.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 12:15:57 pm PST #5310 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Virgin Mary in MRI

Pamela Latrimore, 42, has cancer, arthritis, and no insurance. So the Fort Pierce, Florida woman is hoping to make some cash auctioning off an MRI of her brain that contains an image of the Virgin Mary.

I don't see it.