HA! I usually am out, so I try to do it while sitting in the back of the Saturn. It requires an underarm pass and scootching him. NOT pretty and frankly very scary. I wish he'd just learn to embrace his spider monkey side and hang around my neck.
(and I'm only talking about back riding, of course).
Didn't mean to break natter.
Howabout a steampunk sewing machine: [link]
I am fretting about the economy and all the work I have to get done in the next couple of weeks, and the enormous degree to which I don't wanna!
Oh well. Time for my next meeting.
I'm creating awards certificates with a severe case of the don' wannas.
I'm waiting for my coffee to work.
I'm beginning a week of vacation after 10 1/2 hours of sleep!
Jealous!
Now I'm happy that instead of a 9:30-10:30 and an 11-12, we squeezed it all in before 10:30! Now I guess I could work...
Ahahahah! My safestore device and media supplier is bankrupt!
sigh.
What does it say about me that I had NO idea that Tina Fey has a pretty significant facial scar?
I mostly noticed it after repeatedly reading that she refused to discuss it. Which I can totally understand given how she got it.
We need a bacon thread....
Holy Book of Bacon
The Holy Book of Bacon, also known as Biblio Baconus in Latin, intends to serve as your personal guide to Baconlightenment. All of the holiest texts in the history of Bacon are included in this compilation. The complete text is provided here so as to present all the information in an unbiased fashion.
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Chapter 6 [edit] The Sins of the Vegetable
1. And lo, the Baconites descended into the Valley of Green and met with the Broccolians where they saw the decadence and sin their neighbors had engaged in.
2. The fields overflowed with exposed leafy flesh and no Bacon was grown.
3. Cheese was intermingled with devil broccoli in pagan ceremonies to their nefarious gods.
4. The sight of such depravity caused Saint Wendy of Baconator to gouge her eyes out with much wailing and beating of her breasts.
5. The cries fell upon the ears of the Hog Mother and she wept.
6. The Baconites set a great fire to purify the land and the Hog Mother was pleased.
7. Once the vile Broccolians where stricken from the land the devout began the season of Bacadan and all enjoyed days of fasting and nights of Bacon.