Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Dec 02, 2008 4:02:14 am PST #3947 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HA! I usually am out, so I try to do it while sitting in the back of the Saturn. It requires an underarm pass and scootching him. NOT pretty and frankly very scary. I wish he'd just learn to embrace his spider monkey side and hang around my neck.

(and I'm only talking about back riding, of course).


Kat - Dec 02, 2008 5:04:41 am PST #3948 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Didn't mean to break natter.

Howabout a steampunk sewing machine: [link]


Jesse - Dec 02, 2008 5:08:46 am PST #3949 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am fretting about the economy and all the work I have to get done in the next couple of weeks, and the enormous degree to which I don't wanna!

Oh well. Time for my next meeting.


Barb - Dec 02, 2008 5:11:17 am PST #3950 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

I'm creating awards certificates with a severe case of the don' wannas.


Lee - Dec 02, 2008 5:12:35 am PST #3951 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm waiting for my coffee to work.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2008 5:22:34 am PST #3952 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm beginning a week of vacation after 10 1/2 hours of sleep!


Jesse - Dec 02, 2008 5:36:34 am PST #3953 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jealous!

Now I'm happy that instead of a 9:30-10:30 and an 11-12, we squeezed it all in before 10:30! Now I guess I could work...


sarameg - Dec 02, 2008 5:41:38 am PST #3954 of 10002

Ahahahah! My safestore device and media supplier is bankrupt!

sigh.


lisah - Dec 02, 2008 5:53:22 am PST #3955 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

What does it say about me that I had NO idea that Tina Fey has a pretty significant facial scar?

I mostly noticed it after repeatedly reading that she refused to discuss it. Which I can totally understand given how she got it.


tommyrot - Dec 02, 2008 5:55:40 am PST #3956 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We need a bacon thread....

Holy Book of Bacon

The Holy Book of Bacon, also known as Biblio Baconus in Latin, intends to serve as your personal guide to Baconlightenment. All of the holiest texts in the history of Bacon are included in this compilation. The complete text is provided here so as to present all the information in an unbiased fashion.

...

Chapter 6 [edit] The Sins of the Vegetable

1. And lo, the Baconites descended into the Valley of Green and met with the Broccolians where they saw the decadence and sin their neighbors had engaged in.
2. The fields overflowed with exposed leafy flesh and no Bacon was grown.
3. Cheese was intermingled with devil broccoli in pagan ceremonies to their nefarious gods.
4. The sight of such depravity caused Saint Wendy of Baconator to gouge her eyes out with much wailing and beating of her breasts.
5. The cries fell upon the ears of the Hog Mother and she wept.
6. The Baconites set a great fire to purify the land and the Hog Mother was pleased.
7. Once the vile Broccolians where stricken from the land the devout began the season of Bacadan and all enjoyed days of fasting and nights of Bacon.