I'm creating awards certificates with a severe case of the don' wannas.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Barb - Dec 02, 2008 5:11:17 am PST #3950 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”
Lee - Dec 02, 2008 5:12:35 am PST #3951 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm waiting for my coffee to work.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 02, 2008 5:22:34 am PST #3952 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm beginning a week of vacation after 10 1/2 hours of sleep!
Jesse - Dec 02, 2008 5:36:34 am PST #3953 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jealous!
Now I'm happy that instead of a 9:30-10:30 and an 11-12, we squeezed it all in before 10:30! Now I guess I could work...
sarameg - Dec 02, 2008 5:41:38 am PST #3954 of 10002
Ahahahah! My safestore device and media supplier is bankrupt!
sigh.
lisah - Dec 02, 2008 5:53:22 am PST #3955 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
What does it say about me that I had NO idea that Tina Fey has a pretty significant facial scar?
I mostly noticed it after repeatedly reading that she refused to discuss it. Which I can totally understand given how she got it.
tommyrot - Dec 02, 2008 5:55:40 am PST #3956 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We need a bacon thread....
The Holy Book of Bacon, also known as Biblio Baconus in Latin, intends to serve as your personal guide to Baconlightenment. All of the holiest texts in the history of Bacon are included in this compilation. The complete text is provided here so as to present all the information in an unbiased fashion.
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Chapter 6 [edit] The Sins of the Vegetable
1. And lo, the Baconites descended into the Valley of Green and met with the Broccolians where they saw the decadence and sin their neighbors had engaged in.
2. The fields overflowed with exposed leafy flesh and no Bacon was grown.
3. Cheese was intermingled with devil broccoli in pagan ceremonies to their nefarious gods.
4. The sight of such depravity caused Saint Wendy of Baconator to gouge her eyes out with much wailing and beating of her breasts.
5. The cries fell upon the ears of the Hog Mother and she wept.
6. The Baconites set a great fire to purify the land and the Hog Mother was pleased.
7. Once the vile Broccolians where stricken from the land the devout began the season of Bacadan and all enjoyed days of fasting and nights of Bacon.
Cashmere - Dec 02, 2008 5:57:00 am PST #3957 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I worship at the alter of St. Wendy of Baconator. I'm considering an offering today as a matter of fact.
sumi - Dec 02, 2008 6:22:52 am PST #3958 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Did you guys see that the puppy's human is wearing inside pants with skulls on them?
Amy - Dec 02, 2008 6:30:06 am PST #3959 of 10002
Because books.
The puppies are much barkier lately.