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The Holy Book of Bacon, also known as Biblio Baconus in Latin, intends to serve as your personal guide to Baconlightenment. All of the holiest texts in the history of Bacon are included in this compilation. The complete text is provided here so as to present all the information in an unbiased fashion.
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Chapter 6 [edit] The Sins of the Vegetable
1. And lo, the Baconites descended into the Valley of Green and met with the Broccolians where they saw the decadence and sin their neighbors had engaged in.
2. The fields overflowed with exposed leafy flesh and no Bacon was grown.
3. Cheese was intermingled with devil broccoli in pagan ceremonies to their nefarious gods.
4. The sight of such depravity caused Saint Wendy of Baconator to gouge her eyes out with much wailing and beating of her breasts.
5. The cries fell upon the ears of the Hog Mother and she wept.
6. The Baconites set a great fire to purify the land and the Hog Mother was pleased.
7. Once the vile Broccolians where stricken from the land the devout began the season of Bacadan and all enjoyed days of fasting and nights of Bacon.