Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF?
ACK! Why so expensive?
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Nov 13, 2008 7:02:34 am PST #1188 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:03:56 am PST #1189 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
HAH, those are two of my favorites, Vortex- I had to send them both to my friend.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:07:44 am PST #1190 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Another one:
4PM Why IT Dude Is Regularly Beaten Up
Deputy:
There was a wreck this weekend where a guy hit a tree at 60 miles per hour. Ripped off the right side of his head. You could actually see inside his skull. We never could find his brain, though.
Project manager:
Did it kill him?
IT dude:
Nope, he is walking around, managing projects.
Lee - Nov 13, 2008 7:07:53 am PST #1191 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF?
Why is this a question?
sj - Nov 13, 2008 7:11:05 am PST #1192 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Hil!!!
Congratulations, Erin!!!
Nora, thanks for the new time suck.
Kathy A - Nov 13, 2008 7:17:33 am PST #1193 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Happy birthday, Hil!!
Congrats on the new job(s), Erin!! BTW, I can relate to the early wakeup--I fell asleep while watching Colbert last night, and woke up at 3:15 on the couch. I decided to just stay awake since I had done absolutely nothing that I needed to do before my cab comes (in 45 minutes!!) to take me away to my vacation. Got most of the stuff done except for vacumning, which I am currently blowing off to get caught up here.
I did stop by the bookstore to pick up the collector's set of Casino Royale (to be watched by my family members before we see QoS this weekend) and also picked up a few vampire romances for my sis's stepdaughter--I couldn't pass up the one titled "All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire," since it was such a delightfully cheesy title.
Miracleman - Nov 13, 2008 7:26:00 am PST #1194 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Question for Teppy:
Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?
Signed,
Drunk But Not Sure Why
brenda m - Nov 13, 2008 7:30:19 am PST #1195 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."
I would like to know the answer to this. No reason.
juliana - Nov 13, 2008 7:44:21 am PST #1196 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
The above-posted ones are awesome, but I have a particular love for this one:
Tupac's Propaganda Machine, on the Other Hand, Is Alive and Thriving
Counselor: Is that a Tupac T-shirt? You're five. Tupac wasn't alive when you were born. What do you know about Tupac?
Kid: I know the haters killed him.
Counselor: Touché.
javachik - Nov 13, 2008 7:44:34 am PST #1197 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going
to do when we take over NASCAR?
Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]
Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!