Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Nov 13, 2008 7:44:21 am PST #1196 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The above-posted ones are awesome, but I have a particular love for this one:

Tupac's Propaganda Machine, on the Other Hand, Is Alive and Thriving

Counselor: Is that a Tupac T-shirt? You're five. Tupac wasn't alive when you were born. What do you know about Tupac?
Kid: I know the haters killed him.
Counselor: Touché.


javachik - Nov 13, 2008 7:44:34 am PST #1197 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going
to do when we take over NASCAR?

Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]

Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2008 7:49:06 am PST #1198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).

Dude! Todd, where did you see this? My sister is hell bent on going.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:53:43 am PST #1199 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Counselor: Touché.

heh, this is another of my faves. It's funny having busted out over these and now I am seeing them again and they are still HILARIOUS.

They also have a random quote generator... if you dare!!!


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:56:50 am PST #1200 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

also, the black NASCAR Overheard makes me think of this Get Your War On: [link]

LOVE GYWO. Now animated!!


Emily - Nov 13, 2008 8:01:40 am PST #1201 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

ACK! Why so expensive?

Er... fuel? Thanksgiving? Less than three weeks until? I dunno, really. Maybe I should save it for summer.


Nicole - Nov 13, 2008 8:02:05 am PST #1202 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

My favorite classic quote, because it's so very true:

Boss: So, is there any other duty that you do on a daily basis that we should include on this list?

Worker: You mean other than miscellaneous bullshit?

Boss: Well, how much time do you spend on miscellaneous bullshit everyday?

Worker: Depending on the day, between 10 minutes and 8 hours.


Steph L. - Nov 13, 2008 8:05:16 am PST #1203 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?

A common side effect (~22%) of Wellbutrin -- even on its own -- is dizziness. And 2 of the ingredients in DayQuil can also cause dizziness.

I'd say drink a lot of water, and maybe avoid caffeine.

The combo won't kill you; the dizziness is going to be more annoying than harmful (unless the dizziness is so bad that you whack into a wall or something -- so avoid walls).


vw bug - Nov 13, 2008 8:07:03 am PST #1204 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Happy Birthday, Hil! You share a birthday with my uncle, who is turning 70 this year! Craziness! Actually, I just wrote a special 70th birthday "Mad Lib" for my kids to fill out today. I will call him tonight and share it. I expect there to be hilarity as their favorite verb and noun is fart, and their favorite color tends to be pink.

Emily sighting! Umm...$600 seems excessive, both for airfare and for Christmas presents, but I admit that I'm a cheapy.


Miracleman - Nov 13, 2008 8:11:39 am PST #1205 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Thanks, Tep.

Man, usually I have to drink a few beers to feel like this.

If only I wasn't at work, this might be kinda awesome.