The above-posted ones are awesome, but I have a particular love for this one:

Tupac's Propaganda Machine, on the Other Hand, Is Alive and Thriving

Counselor: Is that a Tupac T-shirt? You're five. Tupac wasn't alive when you were born. What do you know about Tupac?
Kid: I know the haters killed him.
Counselor: Touché.

Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going

to do when we take over NASCAR?

Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]

Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!

On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).

Dude! Todd, where did you see this? My sister is hell bent on going.

Counselor: Touché.

heh, this is another of my faves. It's funny having busted out over these and now I am seeing them again and they are still HILARIOUS.

They also have a random quote generator... if you dare!!!

also, the black NASCAR Overheard makes me think of this Get Your War On: [link]

LOVE GYWO. Now animated!!

ACK! Why so expensive?

Er... fuel? Thanksgiving? Less than three weeks until? I dunno, really. Maybe I should save it for summer.

My favorite classic quote, because it's so very true:

Boss: So, is there any other duty that you do on a daily basis that we should include on this list?

Worker: You mean other than miscellaneous bullshit?

Boss: Well, how much time do you spend on miscellaneous bullshit everyday?

Worker: Depending on the day, between 10 minutes and 8 hours.

Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?

A common side effect (~22%) of Wellbutrin -- even on its own -- is dizziness. And 2 of the ingredients in DayQuil can also cause dizziness.

I'd say drink a lot of water, and maybe avoid caffeine.

The combo won't kill you; the dizziness is going to be more annoying than harmful (unless the dizziness is so bad that you whack into a wall or something -- so avoid walls).

Happy Birthday, Hil! You share a birthday with my uncle, who is turning 70 this year! Craziness! Actually, I just wrote a special 70th birthday "Mad Lib" for my kids to fill out today. I will call him tonight and share it. I expect there to be hilarity as their favorite verb and noun is fart, and their favorite color tends to be pink.

Emily sighting! Umm...$600 seems excessive, both for airfare and for Christmas presents, but I admit that I'm a cheapy.

Thanks, Tep.

Man, usually I have to drink a few beers to feel like this.

If only I wasn't at work, this might be kinda awesome.