Happy birthday, Hil!!

Congrats on the new job(s), Erin!! BTW, I can relate to the early wakeup--I fell asleep while watching Colbert last night, and woke up at 3:15 on the couch. I decided to just stay awake since I had done absolutely nothing that I needed to do before my cab comes (in 45 minutes!!) to take me away to my vacation. Got most of the stuff done except for vacumning, which I am currently blowing off to get caught up here.

I did stop by the bookstore to pick up the collector's set of Casino Royale (to be watched by my family members before we see QoS this weekend) and also picked up a few vampire romances for my sis's stepdaughter--I couldn't pass up the one titled "All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire," since it was such a delightfully cheesy title.

Question for Teppy:

Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?

Signed,

Drunk But Not Sure Why

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

I would like to know the answer to this. No reason.

The above-posted ones are awesome, but I have a particular love for this one:

Tupac's Propaganda Machine, on the Other Hand, Is Alive and Thriving

Counselor: Is that a Tupac T-shirt? You're five. Tupac wasn't alive when you were born. What do you know about Tupac?
Kid: I know the haters killed him.
Counselor: Touché.

Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going

to do when we take over NASCAR?

Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]

Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!

On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).

Dude! Todd, where did you see this? My sister is hell bent on going.

Counselor: Touché.

heh, this is another of my faves. It's funny having busted out over these and now I am seeing them again and they are still HILARIOUS.

They also have a random quote generator... if you dare!!!

also, the black NASCAR Overheard makes me think of this Get Your War On: [link]

LOVE GYWO. Now animated!!

ACK! Why so expensive?

Er... fuel? Thanksgiving? Less than three weeks until? I dunno, really. Maybe I should save it for summer.

My favorite classic quote, because it's so very true:

Boss: So, is there any other duty that you do on a daily basis that we should include on this list?

Worker: You mean other than miscellaneous bullshit?

Boss: Well, how much time do you spend on miscellaneous bullshit everyday?

Worker: Depending on the day, between 10 minutes and 8 hours.