Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going
to do when we take over NASCAR?
Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]
Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
javachik - Nov 13, 2008 7:44:34 am PST #1197 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.
Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2008 7:49:06 am PST #1198 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).
Dude! Todd, where did you see this? My sister is hell bent on going.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:53:43 am PST #1199 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Counselor: Touché.
heh, this is another of my faves. It's funny having busted out over these and now I am seeing them again and they are still HILARIOUS.
They also have a random quote generator... if you dare!!!
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 7:56:50 am PST #1200 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
also, the black NASCAR Overheard makes me think of this Get Your War On: [link]
LOVE GYWO. Now animated!!
Emily - Nov 13, 2008 8:01:40 am PST #1201 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
ACK! Why so expensive?
Er... fuel? Thanksgiving? Less than three weeks until? I dunno, really. Maybe I should save it for summer.
Nicole - Nov 13, 2008 8:02:05 am PST #1202 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
My favorite classic quote, because it's so very true:
Boss: So, is there any other duty that you do on a daily basis that we should include on this list?
Worker: You mean other than miscellaneous bullshit?
Boss: Well, how much time do you spend on miscellaneous bullshit everyday?
Worker: Depending on the day, between 10 minutes and 8 hours.
Steph L. - Nov 13, 2008 8:05:16 am PST #1203 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?
A common side effect (~22%) of Wellbutrin -- even on its own -- is dizziness. And 2 of the ingredients in DayQuil can also cause dizziness.
I'd say drink a lot of water, and maybe avoid caffeine.
The combo won't kill you; the dizziness is going to be more annoying than harmful (unless the dizziness is so bad that you whack into a wall or something -- so avoid walls).
vw bug - Nov 13, 2008 8:07:03 am PST #1204 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
Happy Birthday, Hil! You share a birthday with my uncle, who is turning 70 this year! Craziness! Actually, I just wrote a special 70th birthday "Mad Lib" for my kids to fill out today. I will call him tonight and share it. I expect there to be hilarity as their favorite verb and noun is fart, and their favorite color tends to be pink.
Emily sighting! Umm...$600 seems excessive, both for airfare and for Christmas presents, but I admit that I'm a cheapy.
Miracleman - Nov 13, 2008 8:11:39 am PST #1205 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Thanks, Tep.
Man, usually I have to drink a few beers to feel like this.
If only I wasn't at work, this might be kinda awesome.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 8:38:06 am PST #1206 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I hope y'all are off watching Get Your War On!