Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Another one:
4PM Why IT Dude Is Regularly Beaten Up
Deputy:
There was a wreck this weekend where a guy hit a tree at 60 miles per hour. Ripped off the right side of his head. You could actually see inside his skull. We never could find his brain, though.
Project manager:
Did it kill him?
IT dude:
Nope, he is walking around, managing projects.
Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF?
Why is this a question?
Happy Birthday, Hil!!!
Congratulations, Erin!!!
Nora, thanks for the new time suck.
Happy birthday, Hil!!
Congrats on the new job(s), Erin!! BTW, I can relate to the early wakeup--I fell asleep while watching Colbert last night, and woke up at 3:15 on the couch. I decided to just stay awake since I had done absolutely nothing that I needed to do before my cab comes (in 45 minutes!!) to take me away to my vacation. Got most of the stuff done except for vacumning, which I am currently blowing off to get caught up here.
I did stop by the bookstore to pick up the collector's set of Casino Royale (to be watched by my family members before we see QoS this weekend) and also picked up a few vampire romances for my sis's stepdaughter--I couldn't pass up the one titled "All I Want for Christmas Is a Vampire," since it was such a delightfully cheesy title.
Question for Teppy:
Can a drug interaction between Dayquil and Wellbutrin make you feel hammered?
Signed,
Drunk But Not Sure Why
VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."
I would like to know the answer to this. No reason.
The above-posted ones are awesome, but I have a particular love for this one:
Tupac's Propaganda Machine, on the Other Hand, Is Alive and Thriving
Counselor: Is that a Tupac T-shirt? You're five. Tupac wasn't alive when you were born. What do you know about Tupac?
Kid: I know the haters killed him.
Counselor: Touché.
Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going
to do when we take over NASCAR?
Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]
Well, it isn't NASCAR, but the best car racer in the world is already black. So there, redneck co-worker!!!
On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).
Dude! Todd, where did you see this? My sister is hell bent on going.
Counselor: Touché.
heh, this is another of my faves. It's funny having busted out over these and now I am seeing them again and they are still HILARIOUS.
They also have a random quote generator... if you dare!!!