I saw where they pulled Cheney out of the bunker last week to speak to an environmental group. Bush was supposed to speak but said he sent his "best hunter."

I think it's hilarious that they can't even use the guy for campaigning or fund raising, he's so despised.

I think it's hilarious that they can't even use the guy for campaigning or fund raising, he's so despised.

That may not be fair, he might have other reasons for not appearing in the light of day, maybe the light burns.

“The opposite of homosexuality is not heterosexuality,” says Chambers, sagely. “It's holiness.”

So...what's the opposite of heterosexuality? I mean, if homosexuality has an opposite, surely heterosexuality does.

So the opposite of heterosexuality is... a sphere?

maybe the light burns.

And he was so happy to get back into the formal wear with the cape. And now they want to put him back in a boring business suit.

So what vampire is Cheney? The Master's evil twin?

That Palin accent article on Salon led me to this: [link]

The race-baiting I expect to see in the next month is going to make me sick. I had watched some tv news and the debates the last 2 weeks, but no more.

I am pleased that at least a few of my friends and family that I had pegged for die-hard Republicans are voting for Obama.

I was once at a church gay group function and met a guy (soooo cute) who was disappointed because he thought it would be an EX gay group. And he explained to me his ex-gay-ness. And then he asked me out.

I turned him down. Before I did, though, I got to ask him about all sorts of ex-gay stuff. Like, um, SEX! "Do you ENJOY sex with women?" Duh me, he hadn't HAD sex with a woman because he wasn't married yet. So I asked him about arousal... did he get turned on by women IN ANY WAY. He told me that he found them attractive and wanted to touch them and started talking about our beautiful hair and skin. So I said, "But do women make you hard?". APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.

Flattering as this was, I did not go out with him.

APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.

So that's the inspiration behind the classic Christian song, "Jesus Make Me Hard"?

Lord, she must be hoping that she and Cheney lose, because if they win, she has to fake an accent for 4 years.

GAH! MOM, Steph created an even scarier ticket!!!! MAKE HER STOP!

Ha! Ooops. Paging Dr. Freud....

So I said, "But do women make you hard?". APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.

That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.

"Jesus Make Me Hard"?

The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.