APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.
So that's the inspiration behind the classic Christian song, "Jesus Make Me Hard"?
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2008 6:33:51 am PDT #2976 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Oct 07, 2008 6:34:56 am PDT #2977 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Lord, she must be hoping that she and Cheney lose, because if they win, she has to fake an accent for 4 years.
GAH! MOM, Steph created an even scarier ticket!!!! MAKE HER STOP!
Ha! Ooops. Paging Dr. Freud....
So I said, "But do women make you hard?". APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
Miracleman - Oct 07, 2008 6:36:16 am PDT #2978 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"Jesus Make Me Hard"?
The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2008 6:38:50 am PDT #2979 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
Oy. Then he was asking out the WRONG girl.
Steph L. - Oct 07, 2008 6:40:44 am PDT #2980 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
Oy. Then he was asking out the WRONG girl.
THE LORD will bless and make strong a marriage where the partners are compatible spiritually, emotionally, and mentally, if they agree that the sexual part isn't that important.
I wish I were making this up.
Shir - Oct 07, 2008 6:45:29 am PDT #2981 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Man, that standard time, after having DST? Sucks. I miss having the sun up until 6 or 7pm.
Also, since I can't really have that anymore with the braces - does anyone here has an idea what to do with the bread crust? I hate to throw good food away.
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2008 6:45:30 am PDT #2982 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
"So just go down the hall and find yourself a nice ex-lesbian!"
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2008 6:47:40 am PDT #2983 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.
What a drag it is obeying the Lord
"Chicks are different today"
I hear ev'ry ex-gay say
Father needs something today to get him hard
And though he's not really ill
There's a little blue pill
He goes running for the shelter of a father's little helper
And it helps him on his way, gets him through his ex-gay day
sumi - Oct 07, 2008 6:55:51 am PDT #2984 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
And now for something completely different: baby Toller!
Fred Pete - Oct 07, 2008 7:10:46 am PDT #2985 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship.
After all, ex-lesbians need husbands just as much as ex-gays need wives.