Jayne ,'War Stories'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
That Palin accent article on Salon led me to this: [link]
The race-baiting I expect to see in the next month is going to make me sick. I had watched some tv news and the debates the last 2 weeks, but no more.
I am pleased that at least a few of my friends and family that I had pegged for die-hard Republicans are voting for Obama.
I was once at a church gay group function and met a guy (soooo cute) who was disappointed because he thought it would be an EX gay group. And he explained to me his ex-gay-ness. And then he asked me out.
I turned him down. Before I did, though, I got to ask him about all sorts of ex-gay stuff. Like, um, SEX! "Do you ENJOY sex with women?" Duh me, he hadn't HAD sex with a woman because he wasn't married yet. So I asked him about arousal... did he get turned on by women IN ANY WAY. He told me that he found them attractive and wanted to touch them and started talking about our beautiful hair and skin. So I said, "But do women make you hard?". APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.
Flattering as this was, I did not go out with him.
APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.
So that's the inspiration behind the classic Christian song, "Jesus Make Me Hard"?
Lord, she must be hoping that she and Cheney lose, because if they win, she has to fake an accent for 4 years.
GAH! MOM, Steph created an even scarier ticket!!!! MAKE HER STOP!
Ha! Ooops. Paging Dr. Freud....
So I said, "But do women make you hard?". APPARENTLY, once he falls in love with a woman and marries Jesus will help him that part. No kidding.
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
"Jesus Make Me Hard"?
The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
Oy. Then he was asking out the WRONG girl.
That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship. I swear this is what they tell them.
Oy. Then he was asking out the WRONG girl.
THE LORD will bless and make strong a marriage where the partners are compatible spiritually, emotionally, and mentally, if they agree that the sexual part isn't that important.
I wish I were making this up.
Man, that standard time, after having DST? Sucks. I miss having the sun up until 6 or 7pm.
Also, since I can't really have that anymore with the braces - does anyone here has an idea what to do with the bread crust? I hate to throw good food away.
"So just go down the hall and find yourself a nice ex-lesbian!"
The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.
What a drag it is obeying the Lord
"Chicks are different today"
I hear ev'ry ex-gay say
Father needs something today to get him hard
And though he's not really ill
There's a little blue pill
He goes running for the shelter of a father's little helper
And it helps him on his way, gets him through his ex-gay day