Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Aug 21, 2008 5:35:15 am PDT #2581 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Is it ok to leave unused portions of canned cat food in the can to be refrigerated for later?

We used to do that when feeding the cats involved less than a full can. Steph's plastic wrap works. Grocery and pet stores also sell plastic lids.


Miracleman - Aug 21, 2008 5:36:35 am PDT #2582 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Yeah, Tep, I thought you, in particular, would get a kick out of that.


vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:03:25 am PDT #2583 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, I'm getting slaphappy. The current composition I'm writing, I'm supposed to be a counselor. I have to answer peoples requests for advice. I just told someone to get new friends.


Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:05:00 am PDT #2584 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I just told someone to get new friends.

In Spanish? Seems perfectly reasonable.


vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:08:32 am PDT #2585 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yes.

And the latest question was, "All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"

Seriously. Who makes this shit up? I said, "Do laundry or buy new clothes!"


Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:28 am PDT #2586 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"

Jeez, in my family the answer to that would've been an expressive roll of the eyes accompanied with a derisive "Pfft" and wave of the hand.

Unless, of course, you're a boy. Then your clothes get washed and lovingly ironed. Lightly starched, even.


Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:57 am PDT #2587 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"

Ans: "Go naked."


vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:24:56 am PDT #2588 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, shit, Sparky. I just posted it. That would have been better!


Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2008 7:25:01 am PDT #2589 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Febreeze!


Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:30:52 am PDT #2590 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Damn, Sparky just channeled my mother.

A short study break for vw-- pretty dancing boys and Chayanne