Oh, I'm getting slaphappy. The current composition I'm writing, I'm supposed to be a counselor. I have to answer peoples requests for advice. I just told someone to get new friends.
So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?
Wesley ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
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vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:03:25 am PDT #2583 of 10001
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Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:05:00 am PDT #2584 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I just told someone to get new friends.
In Spanish? Seems perfectly reasonable.
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:08:32 am PDT #2585 of 10001
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Yes.
And the latest question was, "All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Seriously. Who makes this shit up? I said, "Do laundry or buy new clothes!"
Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:28 am PDT #2586 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Jeez, in my family the answer to that would've been an expressive roll of the eyes accompanied with a derisive "Pfft" and wave of the hand.
Unless, of course, you're a boy. Then your clothes get washed and lovingly ironed. Lightly starched, even.
Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:57 am PDT #2587 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Ans: "Go naked."
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:24:56 am PDT #2588 of 10001
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Oh, shit, Sparky. I just posted it. That would have been better!
Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2008 7:25:01 am PDT #2589 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Febreeze!
Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:30:52 am PDT #2590 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Damn, Sparky just channeled my mother.
A short study break for vw-- pretty dancing boys and Chayanne
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:40:54 am PDT #2591 of 10001
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Hey, Barb, what is "...happily ever after..." in Spanish? Is it "felizmente desde entonces"?
Off to check out video...
Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:48:12 am PDT #2592 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
"Vivieron felices para siempre." Which is, technically, "they lived happily forever," but basically, same dif.