Yes.
And the latest question was, "All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Seriously. Who makes this shit up? I said, "Do laundry or buy new clothes!"
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:08:32 am PDT #2585 of 10001
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Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:28 am PDT #2586 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Jeez, in my family the answer to that would've been an expressive roll of the eyes accompanied with a derisive "Pfft" and wave of the hand.
Unless, of course, you're a boy. Then your clothes get washed and lovingly ironed. Lightly starched, even.
Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2008 7:17:57 am PDT #2587 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
"All of my clothes are dirty, and I have an interview tomorrow. What should I do?"
Ans: "Go naked."
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:24:56 am PDT #2588 of 10001
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Oh, shit, Sparky. I just posted it. That would have been better!
Trudy Booth - Aug 21, 2008 7:25:01 am PDT #2589 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Febreeze!
Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:30:52 am PDT #2590 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Damn, Sparky just channeled my mother.
A short study break for vw-- pretty dancing boys and Chayanne
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:40:54 am PDT #2591 of 10001
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Hey, Barb, what is "...happily ever after..." in Spanish? Is it "felizmente desde entonces"?
Off to check out video...
Barb - Aug 21, 2008 7:48:12 am PDT #2592 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
"Vivieron felices para siempre." Which is, technically, "they lived happily forever," but basically, same dif.
vw bug - Aug 21, 2008 7:55:27 am PDT #2593 of 10001
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Fabulous! Gracias!
Sean K - Aug 21, 2008 8:01:27 am PDT #2594 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Okay, they're kind of mean about ficcing in this article, but it's still amusing, both for the WTF? and for wondering if anybody around here has read any of these stories:
5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction