Miss Peru, what have you done to your boobs!?
Miss Thailand! Be afraid! The ruffles are trying to consume you.
There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:51 pm PDT #6212 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:11:46 pm PDT #6213 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miss Georgia, again with the bad fashion: Doesn't this keyhole need to be about 4 inches lower...or gone entirely.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:13:11 pm PDT #6214 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miss Finland is just dumb. She wants to "bring some new brand to Finland and make it a success."
Maybe...Finlandia?
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:06 pm PDT #6215 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Miss Dominican Republic's National Costume is just wrong but She looks beautiful in her evening gown.
JZ - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:20 pm PDT #6216 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm loving their ambitions.
Wants to be an organizational psychologist.
Wants to be a plastic surgeon.
Wants to distribute environmentally safe products.
Wants to establish her own brand in art and furniture.
Wants to work in communications for the advancement of economic and social development, with an emphasis on marginalized populations.
Wants to be Miss Universe.
eta: No, wait! This is the best! Miss Curacao wants to be a Human Resources manager. I don't think I've ever seen ANYONE, let alone a beauty pageant contestant, who earnestly yearned to work in HR. I am bergoggled.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:15:35 pm PDT #6217 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Whereas Miss Guam...is 18.
She gets no ambition other than to maybe...be 19 one day?
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:15:44 pm PDT #6218 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Miss USA? She wants to work in the self-improvement and character development. What does that actually mean?
amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:16:40 pm PDT #6219 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What does that actually mean?
Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!
Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:17:21 pm PDT #6220 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I LOVE that Miss DR's national costume is baseball. Cracks my ass up!
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:01 pm PDT #6221 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miss Maritarius want to open a restaurant. She can hide it under her skirt!