I LOVE that Miss DR's national costume is baseball. Cracks my ass up!
'Not Fade Away'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miss Maritarius want to open a restaurant. She can hide it under her skirt!
I know! Slutty baseball!
And it's sparkly slutty baseball!
eta: XPOST!
Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!
Pageants and then motivational speaking. This is what I'm saying about Kate Schindle! She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!
Hey, Miss Montenegro wants to be a parapsychologist! The truth is out there, yo!
She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!
Actress/Waitress!
Miss Ukraine is not only wearing a chain-link chastity belt, she appears to have spilled some pesto down the side of her dress.
Oh, god. Done. That was the best hour in a long time.
Query: What's with the fucking Olan Mills senior pix background? Couldn't they have found a hotel sheet or something?