See. My pageant contestant is a fish!
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:01 pm PDT #6202 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:40 pm PDT #6203 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The airbags deployed? [link]
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:53 pm PDT #6204 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Not the first contestant I wanted to say this too but you need a slip!
Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:57 pm PDT #6205 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
AND Miss Canada is the slutty halloween version of aboriginal princess.
She's the slutty halloween version of Disney's Pocahontas!
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:05:47 pm PDT #6206 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Poor Miss China Puffy sleeves AND two, not one, lines that chop her in thirds.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:07:35 pm PDT #6207 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miss Cyprus = slutty Ace Bandage, including the color.
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:08:25 pm PDT #6208 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse, TOTALLY!
Miss Nigeria is gorgeous and I'm charmed that she is one of the first ones I noticed who hadn't said, "I want to be in fashion" or "I want to be a model." YAY geology aspirations!
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:09:50 pm PDT #6209 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:03 pm PDT #6210 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
One of the aspirations (Slovenia, maybe?) was "I want to be Miss Universe". I give her points for honesty, anyway. But not for either of her dresses.
Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:07 pm PDT #6211 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dagnabbit. I bought some fudgesicles tonight, and the box was kind of sticky, but whatever, right? I just went to get one out, and they are totally melted. Still! The other things in my freezer are frozen, so it's not that. I wonder if I could return them to the store?