I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:01 pm PDT #6221 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Maritarius want to open a restaurant. She can hide it under her skirt!


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:15 pm PDT #6222 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I know! Slutty baseball!


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:25 pm PDT #6223 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And it's sparkly slutty baseball!

eta: XPOST!


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:38 pm PDT #6224 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!

Pageants and then motivational speaking. This is what I'm saying about Kate Schindle! She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:19:17 pm PDT #6225 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, Miss Montenegro wants to be a parapsychologist! The truth is out there, yo!


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:20:03 pm PDT #6226 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!

Actress/Waitress!


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:22:32 pm PDT #6227 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The 1970s called. They want their upholstery back.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:23:40 pm PDT #6228 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Ukraine is not only wearing a chain-link chastity belt, she appears to have spilled some pesto down the side of her dress.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:25:20 pm PDT #6229 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, god. Done. That was the best hour in a long time.

Query: What's with the fucking Olan Mills senior pix background? Couldn't they have found a hotel sheet or something?


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:25:40 pm PDT #6230 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Actress/Waitress!

Now she's just an actress! In Legally Blonde! I think she may have been the last Miss America I paid attention to, which is why she's stuck with me. I think her platform was AIDS prevention, which was pretty radical, too.