Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:20 pm PDT #6216 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm loving their ambitions.

Wants to be an organizational psychologist.

Wants to be a plastic surgeon.

Wants to distribute environmentally safe products.

Wants to establish her own brand in art and furniture.

Wants to work in communications for the advancement of economic and social development, with an emphasis on marginalized populations.

Wants to be Miss Universe.

eta: No, wait! This is the best! Miss Curacao wants to be a Human Resources manager. I don't think I've ever seen ANYONE, let alone a beauty pageant contestant, who earnestly yearned to work in HR. I am bergoggled.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:15:35 pm PDT #6217 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Whereas Miss Guam...is 18.

She gets no ambition other than to maybe...be 19 one day?


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:15:44 pm PDT #6218 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss USA? She wants to work in the self-improvement and character development. What does that actually mean?


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:16:40 pm PDT #6219 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What does that actually mean?

Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:17:21 pm PDT #6220 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I LOVE that Miss DR's national costume is baseball. Cracks my ass up!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:01 pm PDT #6221 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Maritarius want to open a restaurant. She can hide it under her skirt!


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:15 pm PDT #6222 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I know! Slutty baseball!


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:25 pm PDT #6223 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And it's sparkly slutty baseball!

eta: XPOST!


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:18:38 pm PDT #6224 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Being in pageants, I think. Go Miss USA, with the goal-setting!

Pageants and then motivational speaking. This is what I'm saying about Kate Schindle! She actually has a career other than "former Miss America"!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:19:17 pm PDT #6225 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, Miss Montenegro wants to be a parapsychologist! The truth is out there, yo!