Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:05:47 pm PDT #6206 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Poor Miss China Puffy sleeves AND two, not one, lines that chop her in thirds.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:07:35 pm PDT #6207 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Cyprus = slutty Ace Bandage, including the color.


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:08:25 pm PDT #6208 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jesse, TOTALLY!

Miss Nigeria is gorgeous and I'm charmed that she is one of the first ones I noticed who hadn't said, "I want to be in fashion" or "I want to be a model." YAY geology aspirations!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:09:50 pm PDT #6209 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, Miss Estonia. "Self-made woman?"

You need much better clothes for that


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:03 pm PDT #6210 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

One of the aspirations (Slovenia, maybe?) was "I want to be Miss Universe". I give her points for honesty, anyway. But not for either of her dresses.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:07 pm PDT #6211 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dagnabbit. I bought some fudgesicles tonight, and the box was kind of sticky, but whatever, right? I just went to get one out, and they are totally melted. Still! The other things in my freezer are frozen, so it's not that. I wonder if I could return them to the store?


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:51 pm PDT #6212 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss Peru, what have you done to your boobs!?

Miss Thailand! Be afraid! The ruffles are trying to consume you.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:11:46 pm PDT #6213 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Georgia, again with the bad fashion: Doesn't this keyhole need to be about 4 inches lower...or gone entirely.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:13:11 pm PDT #6214 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Finland is just dumb. She wants to "bring some new brand to Finland and make it a success."

Maybe...Finlandia?


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:06 pm PDT #6215 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss Dominican Republic's National Costume is just wrong but She looks beautiful in her evening gown.