Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --

'Serenity'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:08:25 pm PDT #6208 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jesse, TOTALLY!

Miss Nigeria is gorgeous and I'm charmed that she is one of the first ones I noticed who hadn't said, "I want to be in fashion" or "I want to be a model." YAY geology aspirations!


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:09:50 pm PDT #6209 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, Miss Estonia. "Self-made woman?"

You need much better clothes for that


amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:03 pm PDT #6210 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

One of the aspirations (Slovenia, maybe?) was "I want to be Miss Universe". I give her points for honesty, anyway. But not for either of her dresses.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:07 pm PDT #6211 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dagnabbit. I bought some fudgesicles tonight, and the box was kind of sticky, but whatever, right? I just went to get one out, and they are totally melted. Still! The other things in my freezer are frozen, so it's not that. I wonder if I could return them to the store?


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:10:51 pm PDT #6212 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss Peru, what have you done to your boobs!?

Miss Thailand! Be afraid! The ruffles are trying to consume you.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:11:46 pm PDT #6213 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Georgia, again with the bad fashion: Doesn't this keyhole need to be about 4 inches lower...or gone entirely.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:13:11 pm PDT #6214 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Miss Finland is just dumb. She wants to "bring some new brand to Finland and make it a success."

Maybe...Finlandia?


Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:06 pm PDT #6215 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Miss Dominican Republic's National Costume is just wrong but She looks beautiful in her evening gown.


JZ - Jul 02, 2008 5:14:20 pm PDT #6216 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm loving their ambitions.

Wants to be an organizational psychologist.

Wants to be a plastic surgeon.

Wants to distribute environmentally safe products.

Wants to establish her own brand in art and furniture.

Wants to work in communications for the advancement of economic and social development, with an emphasis on marginalized populations.

Wants to be Miss Universe.

eta: No, wait! This is the best! Miss Curacao wants to be a Human Resources manager. I don't think I've ever seen ANYONE, let alone a beauty pageant contestant, who earnestly yearned to work in HR. I am bergoggled.


Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:15:35 pm PDT #6217 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Whereas Miss Guam...is 18.

She gets no ambition other than to maybe...be 19 one day?