Not the first contestant I wanted to say this too but you need a slip!
'Sleeper'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
AND Miss Canada is the slutty halloween version of aboriginal princess.
She's the slutty halloween version of Disney's Pocahontas!
Poor Miss China Puffy sleeves AND two, not one, lines that chop her in thirds.
Miss Cyprus = slutty Ace Bandage, including the color.
Jesse, TOTALLY!
Miss Nigeria is gorgeous and I'm charmed that she is one of the first ones I noticed who hadn't said, "I want to be in fashion" or "I want to be a model." YAY geology aspirations!
One of the aspirations (Slovenia, maybe?) was "I want to be Miss Universe". I give her points for honesty, anyway. But not for either of her dresses.
Dagnabbit. I bought some fudgesicles tonight, and the box was kind of sticky, but whatever, right? I just went to get one out, and they are totally melted. Still! The other things in my freezer are frozen, so it's not that. I wonder if I could return them to the store?
Miss Peru, what have you done to your boobs!?
Miss Thailand! Be afraid! The ruffles are trying to consume you.
Miss Georgia, again with the bad fashion: Doesn't this keyhole need to be about 4 inches lower...or gone entirely.