Oh, the swimuits are an anthem to awkward. Oh, dear. Who was the photographer? Damn, poor girls.
I am entering evening gowns. Yes, Miss Albania is paging Brigitte Neilsen circa 1984 HARD.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:01:22 pm PDT #6199 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:01:39 pm PDT #6200 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:03:04 pm PDT #6201 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Damn, I was just staring at Miss Argentina and wondering what to say. Besides HUH?
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:01 pm PDT #6202 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
See. My pageant contestant is a fish!
amych - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:40 pm PDT #6203 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The airbags deployed? [link]
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:53 pm PDT #6204 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Not the first contestant I wanted to say this too but you need a slip!
Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:04:57 pm PDT #6205 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
AND Miss Canada is the slutty halloween version of aboriginal princess.
She's the slutty halloween version of Disney's Pocahontas!
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:05:47 pm PDT #6206 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Poor Miss China Puffy sleeves AND two, not one, lines that chop her in thirds.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:07:35 pm PDT #6207 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miss Cyprus = slutty Ace Bandage, including the color.
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 5:08:25 pm PDT #6208 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse, TOTALLY!
Miss Nigeria is gorgeous and I'm charmed that she is one of the first ones I noticed who hadn't said, "I want to be in fashion" or "I want to be a model." YAY geology aspirations!