Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 10:17:13 am PDT #5926 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is Conservapedia a complete joke? Or is there a certain small percentage of stuff in it that's accurate? Anyone can edit it, right?

Bacteria evolve; Conservapedia demands recount

This is a story that starts in triumph, takes a detour through farce, and inadvertently ends raising some profound questions. The triumph is one of scientific progress in the study of evolution; the farce comes courtesy of those who run Conservapedia, who apparently can't believe that any scientific evidence can possibly support evolution.

...

Clearly, Lenski's bacteria appear to have evolved a significant new capacity. Fortunately, the residents of Conservapedia found a way out of this logical conundrum: Lenski was either misinterpreting his data, or he faked it. In an open letter to Lenski, Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly (an attorney with an engineering background) wrote, "skepticism has been expressed on Conservapedia about your claims, and the significance of your claims, that E. Coli [sic] bacteria had an evolutionary beneficial mutation in your study." Their solution? Show them the data: "Please post the data supporting your remarkable claims so that we can review it, and note where in the data you find justification for your conclusions."

eta: The whole thing is worth reading - they had their own Internet kerfuffle!

Lenski again notes that the paper actually contained the relevant data, and that Schlafly's complaints suggested he wouldn't know what to do with any further data were Lenski to provide it to him. In this, he was backed up by a number of Conservapedia members, who said more or less the same thing in the attached discussion. Several of those individuals are apparently now ex-Conservapedia members, having had their accounts blocked for insubordination. In fact, anyone who questioned Schlafly's demands seem to have been branded an opponent of public access to scientific data; the statement, "I'll add your name to the list above of people who oppose the public release of data" peppers Schlafly's responses throughout the discussion.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 10:24:30 am PDT #5927 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wedding Betting

From the guy behind Overheard in New York, WB's a delightfully despicable site that lets you predict the nuptial success of unsuspecting lovebirds based entirely on submitted couple photos (a Hot or Not for judging eternal bliss). Predicting's highly scientific: simply peep the pic and read a brief description ("together since 17", "Russ is a management consultant"), then select whether they'll last "barely past the altar", 1-15 years, or "live happily ever after" -- which they'd better, if they're going to selfishly commandeer Labor Day weekend. After you weigh in, WB displays crowd-sourced probabilities (number of voters, average no. of years 'til predicted split), then displays a photo of another couple, compelling you to judge again, and again, and again, until you turn off your computer and buy a cat.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 10:28:50 am PDT #5928 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Any LA-istas know anything about this?

A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.

The chimp called Moe disappeared Friday from Jungle Exotics, which trains animals for the entertainment industry. The chimp wandered into a house next door, surprising construction workers who saw him head for a nearby mountain.

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§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:33:08 am PDT #5929 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aieeee! Missing nose alert!

Also, and more importantly--idiot alert. He was best man at your wedding? Really? Power to you for not hating chimps after they EAT YOUR TESTICLES but at least it should keep their animal nature upper in your mind.


Trudy Booth - Jul 01, 2008 10:35:01 am PDT #5930 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think the chimp was best man pre-testicle chomp.

And, hey, whole other chimps.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:38:25 am PDT #5931 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts. I'd be worried now because that chimp will probably be killed rather than re-taken, with his best bet being found totally isolated from anyone.

I just hate when people anthropomorphise exotic animals. It's so arrogant and dismissive.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:43:45 am PDT #5932 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts.

Why? Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2008 10:45:25 am PDT #5933 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Did the chimp bite of his nose? I read the article really fast!


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:46:43 am PDT #5934 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!

Hey, I'm not saying it's not fun to do. I'm just saying you stay wary of the groups that do it (and I don't think he got them back-he certainly didn't get his nose back).


brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:17 am PDT #5935 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It was a different chimp who bit off his nose. And balls. And foot. And some other chunks from various places.