It was a different chimp who bit off his nose. And balls. And foot. And some other chunks from various places.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:17 am PDT #5935 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:20 am PDT #5936 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did the chimp bite of his nose?
Different chimp. Nose, foot, nuts, and chunks of leg and ass.
Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:28 am PDT #5937 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No, a couple of other chimps ate him up when he was visiting Moe at a sanctuary.
Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:48:24 am PDT #5938 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Why'd they eat him when he was carrying a tasty cake?
brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:49:45 am PDT #5939 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Maybe it wasn't so tasty.
tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 10:51:37 am PDT #5940 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe it wasn't so tasty.
Needed more balls?
ION, this is a fairly simple wooden chair that I think is just beautiful:
Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2008 10:57:26 am PDT #5941 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh dear! Of course, my cat tried to kill me, and now I have another one. She came declawed, though.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2008 11:01:18 am PDT #5942 of 10003
Having originally missed the link to the chimp article, ita's post had me really alarmed for a moment.
msbelle - Jul 01, 2008 11:02:42 am PDT #5943 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
that man is a Darwin award waiting to happen. I hope he didn't breed when he could.
tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 11:08:13 am PDT #5944 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do they teach Krav defense against chimp attack?
Chimps, according to every source I could find, are frighteningly strong - something like seven times stronger than an adult human. Possibly stronger than that, even. Being chimps, it's difficult to get them to just show us how much they can bench, but according to this source at least one study has been done to test chimps' pulling strength. In the test, a 165 pound male chimp pulled, with one arm, 847 pounds. And this isn't even necessarily the limit of its strength - it's just when the chimp got bored of pulling. Also - get a load of this - in the same study, a 135 pound female chimp pulled 1,260 pounds! With one arm! I won't get into how much I can lift... but not that much.
The rest of the article has a paragraph about what chimps have done to children. Damn.