You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:43:45 am PDT #5932 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts.

Why? Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2008 10:45:25 am PDT #5933 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Did the chimp bite of his nose? I read the article really fast!


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:46:43 am PDT #5934 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!

Hey, I'm not saying it's not fun to do. I'm just saying you stay wary of the groups that do it (and I don't think he got them back-he certainly didn't get his nose back).


brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:17 am PDT #5935 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It was a different chimp who bit off his nose. And balls. And foot. And some other chunks from various places.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:20 am PDT #5936 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did the chimp bite of his nose?

Different chimp. Nose, foot, nuts, and chunks of leg and ass.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:28 am PDT #5937 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, a couple of other chimps ate him up when he was visiting Moe at a sanctuary.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:48:24 am PDT #5938 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Why'd they eat him when he was carrying a tasty cake?


brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:49:45 am PDT #5939 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Maybe it wasn't so tasty.


tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 10:51:37 am PDT #5940 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe it wasn't so tasty.

Needed more balls?

ION, this is a fairly simple wooden chair that I think is just beautiful:

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Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2008 10:57:26 am PDT #5941 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh dear! Of course, my cat tried to kill me, and now I have another one. She came declawed, though.