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Any LA-istas know anything about this?
A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.
The chimp called Moe disappeared Friday from Jungle Exotics, which trains animals for the entertainment industry. The chimp wandered into a house next door, surprising construction workers who saw him head for a nearby mountain.
Aieeee! Missing nose alert!
Also, and more importantly--idiot alert. He was best man at your wedding? Really? Power to you for not hating chimps after they EAT YOUR TESTICLES but at least it should keep their animal nature upper in your mind.
I think the chimp was best man pre-testicle chomp.
And, hey, whole other chimps.
My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts. I'd be worried now because that chimp will probably be killed rather than re-taken, with his best bet being found totally isolated from anyone.
I just hate when people anthropomorphise exotic animals. It's so arrogant and dismissive.
My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts.
Why? Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!
Did the chimp bite of his nose? I read the article really fast!
Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!
Hey, I'm not saying it's not fun to do. I'm just saying you stay wary of the groups that do it (and I don't think he got them back-he certainly didn't get his nose back).
It was a different chimp who bit off his nose. And balls. And foot. And some other chunks from various places.
Did the chimp bite of his nose?
Different chimp. Nose, foot, nuts, and chunks of leg and ass.
No, a couple of other chimps ate him up when he was visiting Moe at a sanctuary.