I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jul 01, 2008 10:35:01 am PDT #5930 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think the chimp was best man pre-testicle chomp.

And, hey, whole other chimps.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:38:25 am PDT #5931 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts. I'd be worried now because that chimp will probably be killed rather than re-taken, with his best bet being found totally isolated from anyone.

I just hate when people anthropomorphise exotic animals. It's so arrogant and dismissive.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:43:45 am PDT #5932 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My point is that you can't be mistaking the species for human after some of them eat your nuts.

Why? Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!


Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2008 10:45:25 am PDT #5933 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Did the chimp bite of his nose? I read the article really fast!


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:46:43 am PDT #5934 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Humans do that kinda crap! For the joy of it!

Hey, I'm not saying it's not fun to do. I'm just saying you stay wary of the groups that do it (and I don't think he got them back-he certainly didn't get his nose back).


brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:17 am PDT #5935 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It was a different chimp who bit off his nose. And balls. And foot. And some other chunks from various places.


§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:20 am PDT #5936 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did the chimp bite of his nose?

Different chimp. Nose, foot, nuts, and chunks of leg and ass.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:47:28 am PDT #5937 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, a couple of other chimps ate him up when he was visiting Moe at a sanctuary.


Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 10:48:24 am PDT #5938 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Why'd they eat him when he was carrying a tasty cake?


brenda m - Jul 01, 2008 10:49:45 am PDT #5939 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Maybe it wasn't so tasty.