I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY
that's where alien babies come from!
Joyce: And what did you do tonight? Dawn: Irritated Giles. I'm beginning to get why Buffy likes it so much.
'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 18, 2008 9:55:01 am PDT #3980 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
JZ - Jun 18, 2008 9:55:40 am PDT #3981 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
Hugs and beer to you, and icy glares at everyone in the waiting room who laughed. SHUT IT, stupid people. Someday it'll be your stressed-out asses on the floor, and I hope Teppy is there to laugh and laugh and laugh.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 9:56:58 am PDT #3982 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
But it's on the opposite side of where the pain is, so I haz a confusion.
Vortex - Jun 18, 2008 9:57:17 am PDT #3983 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.
mine is tilted as well, but upward apparently.
meara - Jun 18, 2008 9:58:33 am PDT #3984 of 10001
Ugh, Teppy. Also, what is UP with all the cystiness??? Were women in the past having all these cysts? Or were they just pregnant all the time and not having these issues, or what? Cause I've had SO many friends with this issue, lately...
Good luck, Teppy. I think you should get to take the prayer time to pray to the Great God Of Hops.
meara - Jun 18, 2008 9:58:55 am PDT #3985 of 10001
SuziQ - Jun 18, 2008 10:01:35 am PDT #3986 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?
That would require me to HAVE one.
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
Susan W. - Jun 18, 2008 10:02:09 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
{{{Teppy}}}
I completely would've cried my eyes out in the waiting room, too.
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 10:04:25 am PDT #3988 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
I had to have the external ultrasound and the dildocam (which I had a hard time calling "internal ultrasound," vs. "dildocam") -- the tech told me that they prefer to do an external one first, to get an idea of the position of all the bits, and they need your bladder to be full for that.
Then she let me go pee, and then used the dildocam, which they don't keep warm, I tell you what.
juliana - Jun 18, 2008 10:05:48 am PDT #3989 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
That would require me to HAVE one.
Dude, TARGET carries flasks. Your local liquor store carries flasks. Ace Hardware carries flasks. You have no excuse for not having a flask!