I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jun 18, 2008 10:01:35 am PDT #3986 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?

That would require me to HAVE one.

I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.


Susan W. - Jun 18, 2008 10:02:09 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

{{{Teppy}}}

I completely would've cried my eyes out in the waiting room, too.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 10:04:25 am PDT #3988 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.

I had to have the external ultrasound and the dildocam (which I had a hard time calling "internal ultrasound," vs. "dildocam") -- the tech told me that they prefer to do an external one first, to get an idea of the position of all the bits, and they need your bladder to be full for that.

Then she let me go pee, and then used the dildocam, which they don't keep warm, I tell you what.


juliana - Jun 18, 2008 10:05:48 am PDT #3989 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That would require me to HAVE one.

Dude, TARGET carries flasks. Your local liquor store carries flasks. Ace Hardware carries flasks. You have no excuse for not having a flask!


Strix - Jun 18, 2008 10:08:00 am PDT #3990 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Cool! Maybe a wormhole will open in your belly button, and we can all use your navel for interdimensional travel. Might tickle, tho.


Scrappy - Jun 18, 2008 10:13:13 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The full bladder thing? SUCKED.

Oh yeah. I had the same thing and it was not my favorite experience. Glad it's over with, teppy. And it's always better to know what's going on, especially if one has a powerful, evil and unstoppable imagination.


Atropa - Jun 18, 2008 10:13:37 am PDT #3992 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Poor Teppy. I'm sorry today is being so dreadful to you. I think beer during prayer time tomorrow is a very good plan.


hippocampus - Jun 18, 2008 10:14:56 am PDT #3993 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

oi Teppy.

But since I lack the capacity to self-immolate,

it is good that you cannot do this.

...

also good that I cannot do this.


Toddson - Jun 18, 2008 10:16:48 am PDT #3994 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Teppy, I'm sorry it's been so awful for you, but I'm glad it's over. And that it may well be something not as bad as you'd been imagining.

And the bursting into tears - you're justified. Even without falling, they probably have a lot of people crying there - it's a very stressful and frightening situation.

So - be nice to yourself. Let The Boy be nice to you. Maybe snuggle the cats, if that won't make things worse.


ChiKat - Jun 18, 2008 10:28:09 am PDT #3995 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{Teppy}}} You've just had a craptacular day and I'm sorry, doll. Beer and cuddles.