Mal: So we run. Nandi: I understand, Captain Reynolds. You have your people to think of, same as me. And this ain't your fight. Mal: Don't believe you do understand, Nandi. I said 'we run'. We.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jun 18, 2008 9:57:17 am PDT #3983 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.

mine is tilted as well, but upward apparently.


meara - Jun 18, 2008 9:58:33 am PDT #3984 of 10001

Ugh, Teppy. Also, what is UP with all the cystiness??? Were women in the past having all these cysts? Or were they just pregnant all the time and not having these issues, or what? Cause I've had SO many friends with this issue, lately...

Good luck, Teppy. I think you should get to take the prayer time to pray to the Great God Of Hops.


meara - Jun 18, 2008 9:58:55 am PDT #3985 of 10001

SuziQ - Jun 18, 2008 10:01:35 am PDT #3986 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?

That would require me to HAVE one.

I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.


Susan W. - Jun 18, 2008 10:02:09 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

{{{Teppy}}}

I completely would've cried my eyes out in the waiting room, too.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 10:04:25 am PDT #3988 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.

I had to have the external ultrasound and the dildocam (which I had a hard time calling "internal ultrasound," vs. "dildocam") -- the tech told me that they prefer to do an external one first, to get an idea of the position of all the bits, and they need your bladder to be full for that.

Then she let me go pee, and then used the dildocam, which they don't keep warm, I tell you what.


juliana - Jun 18, 2008 10:05:48 am PDT #3989 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That would require me to HAVE one.

Dude, TARGET carries flasks. Your local liquor store carries flasks. Ace Hardware carries flasks. You have no excuse for not having a flask!


Strix - Jun 18, 2008 10:08:00 am PDT #3990 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Cool! Maybe a wormhole will open in your belly button, and we can all use your navel for interdimensional travel. Might tickle, tho.


Scrappy - Jun 18, 2008 10:13:13 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The full bladder thing? SUCKED.

Oh yeah. I had the same thing and it was not my favorite experience. Glad it's over with, teppy. And it's always better to know what's going on, especially if one has a powerful, evil and unstoppable imagination.


Atropa - Jun 18, 2008 10:13:37 am PDT #3992 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Poor Teppy. I'm sorry today is being so dreadful to you. I think beer during prayer time tomorrow is a very good plan.