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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ugh, Teppy. Also, what is UP with all the cystiness??? Were women in the past having all these cysts? Or were they just pregnant all the time and not having these issues, or what? Cause I've had SO many friends with this issue, lately...
Good luck, Teppy. I think you should get to take the prayer time to pray to the Great God Of Hops.
Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?
That would require me to HAVE one.
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
{{{Teppy}}}
I completely would've cried my eyes out in the waiting room, too.
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
I had to have the external ultrasound and the dildocam (which I had a hard time calling "internal ultrasound," vs. "dildocam") -- the tech told me that they prefer to do an external one first, to get an idea of the position of all the bits, and they need your bladder to be full for that.
Then she let me go pee, and then used the dildocam, which they don't keep warm, I tell you what.
That would require me to HAVE one.
Dude, TARGET carries flasks. Your local liquor store carries flasks. Ace Hardware carries flasks. You have no excuse for not having a flask!
like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.
Cool! Maybe a wormhole will open in your belly button, and we can all use your navel for interdimensional travel. Might tickle, tho.
The full bladder thing? SUCKED.
Oh yeah. I had the same thing and it was not my favorite experience. Glad it's over with, teppy. And it's always better to know what's going on, especially if one has a powerful, evil and unstoppable imagination.
Poor Teppy. I'm sorry today is being so dreadful to you. I think beer during prayer time tomorrow is a very good plan.
oi Teppy.
But since I lack the capacity to self-immolate,
it is good that you cannot do this.
...
also good that I cannot do this.