Jasmine ,'Power Play'
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Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
Hugs and beer to you, and icy glares at everyone in the waiting room who laughed. SHUT IT, stupid people. Someday it'll be your stressed-out asses on the floor, and I hope Teppy is there to laugh and laugh and laugh.
Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
But it's on the opposite side of where the pain is, so I haz a confusion.
No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.
mine is tilted as well, but upward apparently.
Ugh, Teppy. Also, what is UP with all the cystiness??? Were women in the past having all these cysts? Or were they just pregnant all the time and not having these issues, or what? Cause I've had SO many friends with this issue, lately...
Good luck, Teppy. I think you should get to take the prayer time to pray to the Great God Of Hops.
Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?
That would require me to HAVE one.
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
{{{Teppy}}}
I completely would've cried my eyes out in the waiting room, too.
I thought with the dildo-cam you didn't need a full bladder. Silly people. I remembered that as being the ONLY benefit of the dildo-cam.
I had to have the external ultrasound and the dildocam (which I had a hard time calling "internal ultrasound," vs. "dildocam") -- the tech told me that they prefer to do an external one first, to get an idea of the position of all the bits, and they need your bladder to be full for that.
Then she let me go pee, and then used the dildocam, which they don't keep warm, I tell you what.
That would require me to HAVE one.
Dude, TARGET carries flasks. Your local liquor store carries flasks. Ace Hardware carries flasks. You have no excuse for not having a flask!
like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.
Cool! Maybe a wormhole will open in your belly button, and we can all use your navel for interdimensional travel. Might tickle, tho.