Aww, Teppy. Will it make you feel better to hear about my crying adventures in front of MRI techs?
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Poor Tep. You should leave work and have beers.
Though I have NO doubt that I'll need a beer then, too.
You totally need a flask. Ok, not with beer, but you need to be sippy from a flask while they are praying.
Now I want a flask.
Did she say how big the cyst is?
No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.
I dunno what involuted means. Maybe it's eating your ovary like mine ate mine!
From what I'm gathering on the Interpipe, "involuting" means it's, like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.
I feel kinda bad, like my mutant ovary contaminated you over the internet. It's all my fault.
I heard that's how you catch The Cysts.
Is your gyno supposed to call back this afternoon? I talked to mine right after the ultrasound. I would have hated having to wait.
Honestly, I don't know. And yes, waiting is sucking/will continue to suck, but I assume she'll get in touch with me today or tomorrow.
Also, I have a "full bladder" follow-up dildo ultrasound tomorrow on my other lonely ovary, so I feel ya. GO TEAM DILDO ULTRASOUND!!
The full bladder thing? SUCKED.
Can you sneak out during prayer time and get a beer?
I second this brilliant idea. And I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
(Also - Happy almost-birthday!)
Now I want a flask.
oooOOoooo. Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?
hands Tep a beer and pets her hair. if she wants.
I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY
that's where alien babies come from!
Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
Hugs and beer to you, and icy glares at everyone in the waiting room who laughed. SHUT IT, stupid people. Someday it'll be your stressed-out asses on the floor, and I hope Teppy is there to laugh and laugh and laugh.
Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.
But it's on the opposite side of where the pain is, so I haz a confusion.
No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.
mine is tilted as well, but upward apparently.