It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Jun 18, 2008 9:45:57 am PDT #3974 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Aww, Teppy. Will it make you feel better to hear about my crying adventures in front of MRI techs?


Glamcookie - Jun 18, 2008 9:46:27 am PDT #3975 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Poor Tep. You should leave work and have beers.


SuziQ - Jun 18, 2008 9:47:31 am PDT #3976 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Though I have NO doubt that I'll need a beer then, too.

You totally need a flask. Ok, not with beer, but you need to be sippy from a flask while they are praying.

Now I want a flask.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 9:47:55 am PDT #3977 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Did she say how big the cyst is?

No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.

I dunno what involuted means. Maybe it's eating your ovary like mine ate mine!

From what I'm gathering on the Interpipe, "involuting" means it's, like folding back in on itself. Like a black hole. I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY. Suddenly it all makes sense.

I feel kinda bad, like my mutant ovary contaminated you over the internet. It's all my fault.

I heard that's how you catch The Cysts.

Is your gyno supposed to call back this afternoon? I talked to mine right after the ultrasound. I would have hated having to wait.

Honestly, I don't know. And yes, waiting is sucking/will continue to suck, but I assume she'll get in touch with me today or tomorrow.

Also, I have a "full bladder" follow-up dildo ultrasound tomorrow on my other lonely ovary, so I feel ya. GO TEAM DILDO ULTRASOUND!!

The full bladder thing? SUCKED.


brenda m - Jun 18, 2008 9:48:27 am PDT #3978 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Can you sneak out during prayer time and get a beer?

I second this brilliant idea. And I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

(Also - Happy almost-birthday!)


juliana - Jun 18, 2008 9:54:40 am PDT #3979 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Now I want a flask.

oooOOoooo. Perhaps we should pack the flasks on Saturday?

hands Tep a beer and pets her hair. if she wants.


Laga - Jun 18, 2008 9:55:01 am PDT #3980 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I HAVE DARK MATTER IN MY OVARY

that's where alien babies come from!


JZ - Jun 18, 2008 9:55:40 am PDT #3981 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.

Hugs and beer to you, and icy glares at everyone in the waiting room who laughed. SHUT IT, stupid people. Someday it'll be your stressed-out asses on the floor, and I hope Teppy is there to laugh and laugh and laugh.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 9:56:58 am PDT #3982 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Involuted cyst = NOT a big fat hypochondriac, but in fact a person who listens to her body and takes care of things when it tells her there's something wrong.

But it's on the opposite side of where the pain is, so I haz a confusion.


Vortex - Jun 18, 2008 9:57:17 am PDT #3983 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No, but she did tell me that my uterus is tilted to the right, which is kind of interesting but also weird.

mine is tilted as well, but upward apparently.