It occured to me to to go the movies right after work to kill time, but nothing starts at 5ish. Which makes some kind of sense, I guess -- they are all 4:30/6:30/8:30. But I can't leave at 4! Ah well.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 16, 2008 5:21:24 am PDT #7177 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 16, 2008 5:23:42 am PDT #7178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, should electric type boats be in the bathwater, because unless they are made like the special water safe vibrators, it seems like a good way to get electrocuted.
I don't think toy batteries have enough juice to electrocute someone, but considering the uses being discussed I can imagine a very unfortunate perm resulting.
msbelle - May 16, 2008 5:26:30 am PDT #7179 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
wind-up bath toys, not electric or battery.
I think 5:30 movie start times would be an excellent plan.
I very much want to run away from work and possibly drop in at a day spa for the rest of the day.
Fred Pete - May 16, 2008 5:31:15 am PDT #7180 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Points to Dana's co-worker for the idea, squick for the execution.
Steph L. - May 16, 2008 5:31:51 am PDT #7181 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
wind-up bath toys, not electric or battery.
Exactly.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:32:14 am PDT #7182 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen.
Dead mouse, underneath the fridge.
shrift - May 16, 2008 5:32:50 am PDT #7183 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
Sue - May 16, 2008 5:33:16 am PDT #7184 of 10001
hip deep in pie
to figure out where That Smell is coming from in my kitchen
Oh, I was playing that game last night. The winner was a can of old cat food that I had put by the sink earlier in the week when I didn't want to deal with it because it was gross. It was even more disgusting now.
tommyrot - May 16, 2008 5:33:25 am PDT #7185 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think we need to get Mythbusters involved. Some women in bathtubs with toy boats - it'd be a ratings bonanza.
bon bon - May 16, 2008 5:34:38 am PDT #7186 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I almost wish that the toy boat fetish had remained shrouded in mystery.
I'm still not convinced. With this origin story, wouldn't you just become a vibrator fetishist? It just doesn't seem confined to boats. It could be a wind-up duck, but I don't see toy duck fetishists!